New favourite joke:
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/
why cant your nose be 12 inches long?
because then it’ll be a foot
jumping out of helicopters is dangerous
you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground
what do you mean they dont make it to the ground
where do they go
if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.